Because no one is going to read my blog between Christmas and New Year, and therefore I might as well fill it with memeyness.
I began the day with A Red Herring Without Mustard.
On my way to work I saw a Storm Front
and walked by The Sandalwood Tree
to avoid The Broken Teaglass
but I made sure to stop at The House on Mango Street.
In the office, my boss said, “Sleeping Naked is Green”
and sent me to research The Particular Sadness of Lemon Cake.
At lunch with The White Queen
I noticed The Red Queen
then went back to my desk to Deliver Us From Evil.
Later, on the journey home, I bought Flowers for Mrs Harris
because I have Toxic Shock,
then settling down for the evening, I picked up A Short History of Tractors in Ukrainian
and studied Divine Justice
before saying goodnight to The Weird Sisters.